I was on the subway to go to school and this guy in a plaid shirt comes in with his daughter and he looks exactly like Liam Payne except older and more muscular. His daughter goes “Daddy, are we there yet? I don’t want to be late for school.” and you know what he says? “Not yet. Don’t worry Danielle, you won’t be late.” I was going to scream and cry and roll out the doors.